Work

Work has been ok so far - I'm an accounts assistant(costing) for a semiconductor mnc. Tomorrow's month end closing, so dunno yet what to expect since I just joined last fri. Plus I have a pile(more than a fuck hundred) of debit notes to issue..

Learnt many things within a few days. In fact, I have a notebook to copy down all the stuff I'm taking in, all the procedures, the checks, and what not. It's my bible now. I'll feel naked without it. First day alone, I noted down 4 pages worth of stuff.

The people here are friendly though, they're willing to entertain all my questions. Really glad to have such colleagues. Yet I do know that once they've taught me something, I'd be expected to perform without mistakes. It's just that in the accts dept, NOT everything comes across nicely! There'd be discrepancies, misreporting by other dept and it's all these that gives us headache. No wonder accountants are so calculative and insist on proper standards!

SAP is a bitch to learn.

Who's for going to Hong Kong?

Anyone?

You'll get to enjoy world class companionship in the form of yours truly.

Haha

Oh ya, for those who didn't get the 3 eggs joke, here's it:

There were 3 eggs in a fridge. After some time together, Egg1 whispered to Egg 2, "wei, that egg beside me has hair one..."

To which Egg 3 replied angrily, "limpeh si KIWI la!"

Chinese eggs. Hahah

The prettiest girl

I just saw the prettiest girl ever in my neighborhood while eating out.

She's like the younger, slimmer, daintier version of Christy Cheung with a cute 'cover the forehead' fringe.

I swear she's the prettiest girl ever. It's almost like I got blown away.

Now, where's that wholivesnearme shit...

Let's be mean and laugh

Say cheese! Suckers!

Happy fishing!

I pity you.

Pawned!! (personally my fav LOL gotta love them kids)

What's with telling the whole world about events in your life on msn?

I'm getting irritated by something - Msn nicks!

I mean it's ok if you have stupid nicks like 'assformoney', but really, the nicks that get to me are those that go,

'nick'- Saw this reallie cuteee guy today! O.o
'nick'- I miss you so much it makes me cry =((( sobsob
'nick'- I am not online...
'nick'- Hahaha, this stalker wrote about me, whata Loser!
'nick'- spent $3 on cab fare, beat that
'nick'- eating my oyster mee sua =))
'nick'- is very happy with his TAKE THAT cd
'nick'- I love onion rings!!!
'nick'- I must sleep before 11pm

You might just as well put in, '-aFk cos sHiTtiNg nOw mah ;p'

It's like HELLO? What makes u think I wanna know if you've just had someone stalk you or if you just had that plate of wonderful mee sua?

Msn nicks used to be simple affairs. Now, they do so much more. The nicks are there to impress onto others the kind of mood that the particular bugger is in. But thing is, if you're sad enough, then why in the world would you want others to know that you're sad? To spread the sadness around? To me, it'd just be some cheap attention seeking stunt to make yourself feel better.

Msn nicks can even be used to trigger breakups man. Here's an example, "all the stupid things I do has absolutely no reflection on how I feel about you" Damn. I tot SMS was bad enough, now you have msn nicks as a means of communicating the death of a relationship.

Oh yes, I'm not forgetting all the public apologies that you get to see on msn nicks. I'll be the first to admit that I was guilty of that too. But I find it stupid now. If I'm truly sincere, then I'd not only say it straight, but also keep it strictly personal too. Telling the whole world you're sorry doesn't mean anything except to show that you're looking for the empathy or even sympathy of those around you. Makes you feel good I know, when you think people look onto you as this poor guy trying to make amends. But it's all bullshit to the person you've actually hurt, so remember this.

Ok. Feeling better now.

^GarRry- goInG to stUdy LiAo thEn maybe will Play SomeMoRe Dota kAee

Irritating right?? Yea.

What do you do when you find a snake in your pants?

My first reaction would be to tear the pants off me.

But then again, I'll remember that snakes don't bite if you keep still, so I'll keep fucking still.

In the end, I get bitten anyway cos this hot babe walked past. I died.

So you see, there's a lesson to be learned here. Pretty girls, they kill. Tmr we'll go eat our hearts out. No drinking, but man, we'll eat our hearts out. Sometimes, the bystander sees things best. Remember how you used to give me advice over some shit ass stuff? I didn't want to believe it then, and duly deserved to be bitten.

You chose to believe things would be different for yourself, and I believed you gave yourself enough reasons to hold onto this belief. But dude, sometimes when you're in it, you're in it. All these things I'm saying won't register until reality hits you hard. So I'll just say my piece, shut up and let reality hit you.

Things will always get better, never worse. You know why? Cos you'll realise that this shit only makes you stronger and better prepared for the next setback. So be grateful that you've learnt this lesson. But there should be an end to a lesson if all it ever does, is to teach you that same lesson over and over again. Move on.

CNY 2007

a brother in love is a brother in need

I'm so envious, dude.

The feeling of love is good huh, just being with someone who likes you for who you are, who thinks your flaws are really cute, who can accept your shortcomings, who will cheer you up when you are down and the thing is, anything she says, even though it doesnt always make perfect sense, you still lap it up for it's really the thought that counts over here. You love it when she makes the effort to cheer you up. Awww, this feeling of being in love.

It makes you float when you see her, you smile when she does, you do things for her unconditionally, and your best reward is that smile on her lovely face. Holding her hands, you feel your footsteps getting lighter, you feel proud that she chose you, you just can't wait to show the world that the two of you, yes, we are in love!

Then you wonder what made her choose you. You must have done something right for her to notice, to start chatting with you, to start revealing glimpses of her life, to allow her to pour her feelings, into this wonderful guy that is you, bro. There isn't any reason for her to like you, it's just you that she likes and not the things she likes about you. When asked, I'd say there's no reason for being in love with this special someone.

"There's some madness to be found in love.
There's also some reason to be found in this madness."

That reason to this madness i feel, is love itself. Love brings out the best in you. You do things just for her. You're willing to experiment, willing to push your limits, willing to break free of conventions, just to do something special for her. The thought of seeing her smile pushes you on, giving you the motivation to create, to plan something extraordinary for her. The time spent doing things for her, you find them worth it, you smile while drawing for her, you laugh when you think of the silly things she'll say when she receives your gift, and you realise you'd want her to feel as blissful as you, to feel that you care, to love you the way you love her.

This feeling of love might or might not last. But while you're still in love, savour each passing moment, enjoy the thought of her in your dreams, live your life as part of each other, and lastly, remember that because of love, there became a connection between the both of you that you hope you'd never lose.

Singapore vs Malaysia Tiger Cup Semis

-Before the match began

-It was getting very packed in there


And we WON!

It was a full house at the stadium man. Actually I felt kinda gleeful when some of our Malay counterparts went cursing at those Malaysian fans. Goes to show our country comes first above race and religion for them. =)

The Kallang Roar is really quite something. When there's a wave coming, everyone will start pounding the ground with their foot, and then whoooosh! WAVE! The whole stadium will actually tremble under all our poundings. Really really cool. Really!

I'm going for the finals too!

Too bored huh

HAHAHA you really need brains and enough beer to think up sth as stupid as this. Anyway, I *self-censor* love that squirrel man!

Ice cream

I was having mocha ice cream with almonds and choc chips when I realised that what I thought was almond in my mouth were actually choc chips when I stuck out my tongue.

The choc chips were hard as almonds and the coldness numbed my buds, that's why I couldnt taste the choc flavour. And this made me think. Conditions and other factors play a huge part in determining our perception of matters around us.

This tells me our judgement might not always be correct, or at least it is for me.

owned

My mum just said I dance like a xing xing. So I was thinking, xing xing as in stars?

Got my answer a while later,

"like ah meng"

Alright, here comes the wacko show on channel 8! Ma da is funny man. lol