What do you do when you find a snake in your pants?

My first reaction would be to tear the pants off me.

But then again, I'll remember that snakes don't bite if you keep still, so I'll keep fucking still.

In the end, I get bitten anyway cos this hot babe walked past. I died.

So you see, there's a lesson to be learned here. Pretty girls, they kill. Tmr we'll go eat our hearts out. No drinking, but man, we'll eat our hearts out. Sometimes, the bystander sees things best. Remember how you used to give me advice over some shit ass stuff? I didn't want to believe it then, and duly deserved to be bitten.

You chose to believe things would be different for yourself, and I believed you gave yourself enough reasons to hold onto this belief. But dude, sometimes when you're in it, you're in it. All these things I'm saying won't register until reality hits you hard. So I'll just say my piece, shut up and let reality hit you.

Things will always get better, never worse. You know why? Cos you'll realise that this shit only makes you stronger and better prepared for the next setback. So be grateful that you've learnt this lesson. But there should be an end to a lesson if all it ever does, is to teach you that same lesson over and over again. Move on.

CNY 2007

a brother in love is a brother in need

I'm so envious, dude.

The feeling of love is good huh, just being with someone who likes you for who you are, who thinks your flaws are really cute, who can accept your shortcomings, who will cheer you up when you are down and the thing is, anything she says, even though it doesnt always make perfect sense, you still lap it up for it's really the thought that counts over here. You love it when she makes the effort to cheer you up. Awww, this feeling of being in love.

It makes you float when you see her, you smile when she does, you do things for her unconditionally, and your best reward is that smile on her lovely face. Holding her hands, you feel your footsteps getting lighter, you feel proud that she chose you, you just can't wait to show the world that the two of you, yes, we are in love!

Then you wonder what made her choose you. You must have done something right for her to notice, to start chatting with you, to start revealing glimpses of her life, to allow her to pour her feelings, into this wonderful guy that is you, bro. There isn't any reason for her to like you, it's just you that she likes and not the things she likes about you. When asked, I'd say there's no reason for being in love with this special someone.

"There's some madness to be found in love.
There's also some reason to be found in this madness."

That reason to this madness i feel, is love itself. Love brings out the best in you. You do things just for her. You're willing to experiment, willing to push your limits, willing to break free of conventions, just to do something special for her. The thought of seeing her smile pushes you on, giving you the motivation to create, to plan something extraordinary for her. The time spent doing things for her, you find them worth it, you smile while drawing for her, you laugh when you think of the silly things she'll say when she receives your gift, and you realise you'd want her to feel as blissful as you, to feel that you care, to love you the way you love her.

This feeling of love might or might not last. But while you're still in love, savour each passing moment, enjoy the thought of her in your dreams, live your life as part of each other, and lastly, remember that because of love, there became a connection between the both of you that you hope you'd never lose.

Singapore vs Malaysia Tiger Cup Semis

-Before the match began

-It was getting very packed in there


And we WON!

It was a full house at the stadium man. Actually I felt kinda gleeful when some of our Malay counterparts went cursing at those Malaysian fans. Goes to show our country comes first above race and religion for them. =)

The Kallang Roar is really quite something. When there's a wave coming, everyone will start pounding the ground with their foot, and then whoooosh! WAVE! The whole stadium will actually tremble under all our poundings. Really really cool. Really!

I'm going for the finals too!

Too bored huh

HAHAHA you really need brains and enough beer to think up sth as stupid as this. Anyway, I *self-censor* love that squirrel man!

Ice cream

I was having mocha ice cream with almonds and choc chips when I realised that what I thought was almond in my mouth were actually choc chips when I stuck out my tongue.

The choc chips were hard as almonds and the coldness numbed my buds, that's why I couldnt taste the choc flavour. And this made me think. Conditions and other factors play a huge part in determining our perception of matters around us.

This tells me our judgement might not always be correct, or at least it is for me.

owned

My mum just said I dance like a xing xing. So I was thinking, xing xing as in stars?

Got my answer a while later,

"like ah meng"

Alright, here comes the wacko show on channel 8! Ma da is funny man. lol

walk walk

Garden Fest was ok. The flowers were nice and all, but when you have too many good things put together, they all look the same to me. And I saw Belinda Lee there with her relatives too! Oooh, she seemed so self-conscious, like she's expecting pple to look at her(which is true, cos I did heh).

Walked the whole of suntec, up and down, back and forth. Saw this star idol contestant, her name's lulu in this ch8 show currently showing.

Met a nice guy. He wanted to give us his movie tickets since he didnt want to wait for the movie or sth. Too bad I watched that particular flick once and the bday girl, twice. lol wasted. Anyway the cinema was fully booked by some grp, so we went down to marina sq to catch the curse of the golden flower.

Boy, you know what's half ball? That movie is nuts man! Especially the final battle. Wa lao, gong fu flicks should always be this gd. Wait.. I think that movie is psycho. Catch it for the gore, the balls, the unplanned for incest, whatever. I didnt know life in China could be this happening ages ago.

Well, the gift was ok I think =)

10 things I look for when buying a pair of shoes

1. It must be available for sale, not just only on display
2. I must feel comfortable in it
3. It can be worn by others before for fitting purposes, I don't mind
4. It has to fit right, not too tight, not too loose
5. It has to be within my budget
6. It need not be the coolest nor the prettiest pair
7. It has to be good to my feet
8. I must like it
9. I will grow to love it
10. It must be durable

There! A useless post.

lousy days

i hate quarrelling.

no more.

If you can relate to these

A beautiful mind.
Taco.
Stairs.
Dirty little secret.

Then I'm thinking of you.

tactical advert campaigns

BMW starts it all. The first salvo.

-------

Audi reacts.

-------

The Japanese have something to say as well...

-------

Finally the CEO of Bentley starts a campaign too

Losers!